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N100 and N1000 were best friends. One day they had an accident and both died. On reaching paradise entrance, God let N100 enter freely. So N1000 asked God my Lord am I not 100 times more valuable than him? 


How can he enter while I'm outside? GOD answered N100 & his younger sister N50 always come to Church but you are always present in bars, night clubs, restaurants & hotels, so disappear, I don't want to see u. 

 Pls lets help N1000 to enter Heaven....Sir/ Ma N1000 is not too much for God. Put it in the offering box.


 haba! 😄😄😄😄😄 

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